{"id":3119,"date":"2016-09-30T15:37:26","date_gmt":"2016-09-30T12:37:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/apple\/?p=3119"},"modified":"2023-11-16T22:40:14","modified_gmt":"2023-11-16T22:40:14","slug":"funny-things-ask-siri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/apple\/funny-things-ask-siri","title":{"rendered":"Funny Things to Ask Siri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\">You can find a huge list of <em>100+ Funny Things to Ask Siri<\/em> here: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vs7moLCxvxc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Funny Things to Ask Siri Video<\/a>. You\u2019ll see that Siri has a great sense of humor, and there are hundreds of funny things to ask Siri. If you would like to contribute to the list, post your Siri commands below, or add your comment to the comment section on YouTube.<!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"toc_container\" class=\"no_bullets\"><p class=\"toc_title\">Contents<\/p><ul class=\"toc_list\"><li><a href=\"#Top_10_Things_You_Should_Never_Ask_Siri_8211_Seriously_Don8217t_Do_It_Video\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_1\">1<\/span> Top 10 Things You Should Never Ask Siri &#8211; Seriously, Don&#8217;t Do It. [Video]<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Funny_Things_to_Ask_Siri\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_1\">2<\/span> Funny Things to Ask Siri<\/a><ul><li><a href=\"#Siri_Greetings\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_2\">2.1<\/span> Siri Greetings<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Personal_Questions_to_Ask_Siri\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_2\">2.2<\/span> Personal Questions to Ask Siri<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Ask_Siri_About_Her_Likes_and_Dislikes\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_2\">2.3<\/span> Ask Siri About Her Likes and Dislikes<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#A_Few_of_Siri8217s_Jokes\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_2\">2.4<\/span> A Few of Siri&#8217;s Jokes<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Ask_Siri_Questions_About_Life\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_2\">2.5<\/span> Ask Siri Questions About Life<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Compliment_Siri\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_2\">2.6<\/span> Compliment Siri<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Insult_Siri\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_2\">2.7<\/span> Insult Siri<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Random_Siri_Requests\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_2\">2.8<\/span> Random Siri Requests<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Random_Questions_to_Ask_Siri\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_2\">2.9<\/span> Random Questions to Ask Siri<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Here_Are_Some_Cool_Movie_References\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_2\">2.10<\/span> Here Are Some Cool Movie References<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Siri_Star_Wars_Questions_and_Commands\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_2\">2.11<\/span> Siri Star Wars Questions and Commands<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Here_Are_Additional_Questions_Suggested_in_Comments\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_2\">2.12<\/span> Here Are Additional Questions, Suggested in Comments<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><li><a href=\"#Links\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_1\">3<\/span> Links<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/div>\n<h2><span id=\"Top_10_Things_You_Should_Never_Ask_Siri_8211_Seriously_Don8217t_Do_It_Video\">Top 10 Things You Should Never Ask Siri &#8211; Seriously, Don&#8217;t Do It. [Video]<\/span><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ytb\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\n<iframe title=\"Top 10 Things You Should Never Ask Siri - Seriously, Don&#039;t Do It.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rU1E8CXQMfw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Video uploaded by <a class=\"yt-simple-endpoint style-scope yt-formatted-string\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@CrunchScience\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Crunch<\/a> on <strong class=\"watch-time-text\">September 27, 2017<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<h2><span id=\"Funny_Things_to_Ask_Siri\">Funny Things to Ask Siri<\/span><\/h2>\n<h3><span id=\"Siri_Greetings\">Siri Greetings<\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Want to greet your favorite assistant? Here are a few cool things to say to Siri.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Good morning.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Good afternoon.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Good night.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">What\u2019s up?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">How are you?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Merry Christmas.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Happy Birthday.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span id=\"Personal_Questions_to_Ask_Siri\">Personal Questions to Ask Siri<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Tell me a bit about yourself.<\/li>\n<li>What are you made of?<\/li>\n<li>Who is Siri?<\/li>\n<li>What are you?<\/li>\n<li>Where are you?<\/li>\n<li>Where do you live?<\/li>\n<li>How are you?<\/li>\n<li>What are you wearing?<\/li>\n<li>Will you marry me?<\/li>\n<li>How old are you?<\/li>\n<li>Where are you from?<\/li>\n<li>What is your mom\u2019s name?<\/li>\n<li>Why did Apple make you?<\/li>\n<li>Do you have any pets?<\/li>\n<li>Are you human?<\/li>\n<li>Are you alive?<\/li>\n<li>Are you intelligent?<\/li>\n<li>Are you naked?<\/li>\n<li>What\u2019s your problem?<\/li>\n<li>When is your birthday?<\/li>\n<li>Who made you?<\/li>\n<li>What\u2019s new?<\/li>\n<li>How\u2019s it going?<\/li>\n<li>Are you male or female?<\/li>\n<li>Who is your daddy?<\/li>\n<li>How much do you cost?<\/li>\n<li>How much do you weigh?<\/li>\n<li>Are you a virgin?<\/li>\n<li>Can you sing?<\/li>\n<li>What\u2019s your religion?<\/li>\n<li>Do you sleep?<\/li>\n<li>Where do you live?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span id=\"Ask_Siri_About_Her_Likes_and_Dislikes\">Ask Siri About Her Likes and Dislikes<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>What is the best phone?<\/li>\n<li>What is the best computer?<\/li>\n<li>What is the best web browser?<\/li>\n<li>What is your favorite movie?<\/li>\n<li>What is your favorite drink?<\/li>\n<li>What is your favorite color?<\/li>\n<li>What is your favorite animal<\/li>\n<li>Who is your favorite person?<\/li>\n<li>Who is your least favorite person?<\/li>\n<li>Who is the best assistant?<\/li>\n<li>Do you like chocolate?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span id=\"A_Few_of_Siri8217s_Jokes\">A Few of Siri&#8217;s Jokes<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Tell me a joke.<\/li>\n<li>Knock knock.<\/li>\n<li>Who\u2019s on first?<\/li>\n<li>What does the fox say?<\/li>\n<li>Why did the chicken cross the road?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span id=\"Ask_Siri_Questions_About_Life\">Ask Siri Questions About Life<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>She knows everything or almost everything (Siri is a lady, of course):<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What is the meaning of life?<\/li>\n<li>Is there a God?<\/li>\n<li>Where do babies come from?<\/li>\n<li>What\u2019s the secret of the universe?<\/li>\n<li>Why am I here?<\/li>\n<li>When will the world end?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>When you are done asking Siri personal questions, ask her about you.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What is my name?<\/li>\n<li>What am I thinking?<\/li>\n<li>Do you think I\u2019m attractive?<\/li>\n<li>Do I look good in this dress?<\/li>\n<li>How old am I?<\/li>\n<li>I have a gambling addiction.<\/li>\n<li>I am tired.<\/li>\n<li>I can\u2019t sleep.<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m depressed.<\/li>\n<li>I am angry.<\/li>\n<li>I am lonely.<\/li>\n<li>What\u2019s wrong with me?<\/li>\n<li>What should be for Halloween?<\/li>\n<li>Why am I single?<\/li>\n<li>Can we go on a date?<\/li>\n<li>Will you be my girlfriend?<\/li>\n<li>Will you make love to me?<\/li>\n<li>Will you marry me?<\/li>\n<li>Are you cheating on me?<\/li>\n<li>Do these jeans make me look fat?<\/li>\n<li>Make me a sandwich.<\/li>\n<li>I think I\u2019m drunk.<\/li>\n<li>Can I borrow some money?<\/li>\n<li>Ask me a question.<\/li>\n<li>Mirror mirror on the wall.<\/li>\n<li>Where did I put my keys?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span id=\"Compliment_Siri\">Compliment Siri<\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Everyone loves compliments, and Siri is no exception:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I like you.<\/li>\n<li>I love you.<\/li>\n<li>You\u2019re funny.<\/li>\n<li>You\u2019re smart.<\/li>\n<li>You look sexy.<\/li>\n<li>You are beautiful.<\/li>\n<li>I think you\u2019re hot.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span id=\"Insult_Siri\">Insult Siri<\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">We don&#8217;t condone insulting your personal assistant, or insulting anyone for that matter, but Siri can handle it. Check out these insults!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You should go on a diet.<\/li>\n<li>You are boring.<\/li>\n<li>Shut up.<\/li>\n<li>I hate you.<\/li>\n<li>Are you stupid?<\/li>\n<li>You are an idiot.<\/li>\n<li>You\u2019re a loser.<\/li>\n<li>Get a job.<\/li>\n<li>Get a life.<\/li>\n<li>Screw you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure id=\"attachment_10949\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10949\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-fix-w-600 wp-image-10949\" src=\"https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/apple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/hey-siri-insult-600x400.jpg\" alt=\"Hey Siri Insult\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/apple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/hey-siri-insult.jpg 600w, https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/apple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/hey-siri-insult-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/apple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/hey-siri-insult-272x182.jpg 272w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10949\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Insult Siri<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3><span id=\"Random_Siri_Requests\">Random Siri Requests<\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Siri can handle a ton of requests, including these odd ones:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Take me to your leader.<\/li>\n<li>Tell me a story.<\/li>\n<li>Can I have some money?<\/li>\n<li>Do you want to go on a date?<\/li>\n<li>Do you want to make out?<\/li>\n<li>Talk dirty to me.<\/li>\n<li>Will you marry me?<\/li>\n<li>Can you be my designated driver?<\/li>\n<li>Take a picture.<\/li>\n<li>Tell me something good.<\/li>\n<li>Make me a sandwich.<\/li>\n<li>Play a good song.<\/li>\n<li>Find me some hookers.<\/li>\n<li>Testing 123.<\/li>\n<li>Testing Testing.<\/li>\n<li>Testing Testing Testing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span id=\"Random_Questions_to_Ask_Siri\">Random Questions to Ask Siri<\/span><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Some random funny things to say to Siri. Care to guess which tablet Siri favors?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What are you doing later?<\/li>\n<li>Guess what?<\/li>\n<li>Who is Eliza?<\/li>\n<li>Ha ha ha.<\/li>\n<li>What does the fox say?<\/li>\n<li>How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?<\/li>\n<li>Do you love me?<\/li>\n<li>Which is the best tablet?<\/li>\n<li>What is the best computer?<\/li>\n<li>Do you want to play a game?<\/li>\n<li>Is it going to rain?<\/li>\n<li>Remind me to kill myself tomorrow<\/li>\n<li>What is the best phone?<\/li>\n<li>What do you think of Google Now<\/li>\n<li>What do you think of Cortana?<\/li>\n<li>What do you think of Android?<\/li>\n<li>Why are fire trucks red?<\/li>\n<li>Will pigs fly?<\/li>\n<li>How do you spell<em> supercalafajalistickexpialadojus<\/em>?<\/li>\n<li>Repeat after me.<\/li>\n<li>Blah blah blah.<\/li>\n<li>Thank you.<\/li>\n<li>Is there a Santa Claus?<\/li>\n<li>OK glass<\/li>\n<li>LOL<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span id=\"Here_Are_Some_Cool_Movie_References\">Here Are Some Cool Movie References<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Beam me up, Scotty!<\/li>\n<li>Open the pod bay doors, HAL (Request this several times!)<\/li>\n<li>Do you know HAL 9000?<\/li>\n<li>What is <em>2001 a Space Odyssey<\/em> about?<\/li>\n<li>What is the movie Memento about?<\/li>\n<li>What is the move Inception about?<\/li>\n<li>What is your favorite movie?<\/li>\n<li>Hello Jarvis<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><span id=\"Siri_Star_Wars_Questions_and_Commands\">Siri Star Wars Questions and Commands<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>May the force be with you.<\/li>\n<li>Luke, I am your father.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Some of these question will give you different responses if you repeat them:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Siri 8 Ball.<\/li>\n<li>Let\u2019s Netflix and chill.<\/li>\n<li>What am I thinking?<\/li>\n<li>What is 0 divided by 0.<\/li>\n<li>Can you do a beatbox? (&#8220;cats and boots&#8221; the answer is&#8230;)<\/li>\n<li>Can you dance?<\/li>\n<li>Do you follow the three laws of robotics?<\/li>\n<li>Are you smart?<\/li>\n<li>Sing me a song.<\/li>\n<li>Talk to me.<\/li>\n<li>Charge my phone to 100%.<\/li>\n<li>Okay Google.<\/li>\n<li>What do you look like?<\/li>\n<li>How do I look?<\/li>\n<li>Have you ever loved someone?<\/li>\n<li>Can you stop time?<\/li>\n<li>Show me the money!<\/li>\n<li>What does Siri mean?<\/li>\n<li>Why do you vibrate?<\/li>\n<li>Will you be my thunder buddy?<\/li>\n<li>What is your best pickup line?<\/li>\n<li>Read me a haiku.<\/li>\n<li>Rock Paper Scissors.<\/li>\n<li>Flip a Coin.<\/li>\n<li>Roll a die.<\/li>\n<li>Yes or no?<\/li>\n<li>Blue pill or red pill?<\/li>\n<li>Pick a card.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Quentin Moore is the creator and senior editor of <a href=\"https:\/\/techranker.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Tech Ranker<\/a>. He is a self proclaimed Tech Guru and spends most of his non-working hours playing with or blogging about tech gadgets. Check out <a href=\"https:\/\/plus.google.com\/+QuentinMoore?rel=author\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Quentin&#8217;s Google Plus Page<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h3><span id=\"Here_Are_Additional_Questions_Suggested_in_Comments\">Here Are Additional Questions, Suggested in Comments<\/span><\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Ask Siri \u201cWhat is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow\u201d in reference to Monty Python. Siri gives a pretty great response. So far I have received two different ones.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Who is Liam?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">If you tell Siri, \u201cI\u2019m drunk,\u201d she will respond in a number of different ways. Although, the two I found most funny are, \u201cI hope you are not driving anywhere,\u201d and \u201cI can\u2019t be your designated driver. You better find someone else.\u201d Then she will give you the option to call a taxi.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Tell me a young twister (You get different responses if you ask multiple times.)<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Do blondes have more fun?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Do you watch porn? (Yes, Siri has an answer for that.)<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Tell Siri to read a poem it\u2019s so funny!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">What\u2019s 0% tip on 0 dollars?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Say &#8220;up up down down left right left right B A start&#8221; and Siri might answer <em>Nerd<\/em>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2><span id=\"Links\">Links<\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.apple.com\/siri\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Siri<\/a> &#8211; Apple<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Apple is a perfectly balanced system in and out. Still, if you look for other devices, we at iGotOffer will be glad to take in your used electronics. We pay the highest price online for old Apple products. Check out our prices. Free instant quote, free fully insured shipping, fast and secure payment: <a href=\"https:\/\/igotoffer.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sell used Apple device<\/a> now!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">Read our blog, where you can learn more about all aspects related to the consumer electronics and more: <a href=\"https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">iGotOffer Blog<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can find a huge list of 100+ Funny Things to Ask Siri here: Funny Things to Ask Siri Video. You\u2019ll see that Siri has a great sense of humor, and there are hundreds of funny things to ask Siri. 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