{"id":5145,"date":"2016-12-30T16:02:41","date_gmt":"2016-12-30T13:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/apple\/?p=5145"},"modified":"2023-11-15T20:53:18","modified_gmt":"2023-11-15T20:53:18","slug":"jokes-about-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/apple\/jokes-about-apple","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Apple Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify\">Hundreds of jokes about Apple products can be found when you browse the net. Some of the Apple jokes we find hilarious, even though we are Apple fans. We love a little humor, so we have compiled a list of some of these jokes for you, and we hope that they will make you laugh out loud. We will add other jokes regularly, so we invite you to drop by from time to time to check them out..<!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"toc_container\" class=\"no_bullets\"><p class=\"toc_title\">Contents<\/p><ul class=\"toc_list\"><li><a href=\"#Apple_Engineer_Talks_about_the_New_MacBook_Pro_8211_RISITAS_Video\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_1\">1<\/span> Apple Engineer Talks about the New MacBook Pro &#8211; RISITAS [Video]<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Jokes_about_Apple\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_1\">2<\/span> Jokes about Apple<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"#Links\"><span class=\"toc_number toc_depth_1\">3<\/span> Links<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/div>\n<h2><span id=\"Apple_Engineer_Talks_about_the_New_MacBook_Pro_8211_RISITAS_Video\">Apple Engineer Talks about the New MacBook Pro &#8211; RISITAS [Video]<\/span><\/h2>\n<div class=\"ytb\">\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">\n<iframe title=\"Apple Engineer Talks about the New MacBook Pro - RISITAS\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KHZ8ek-6ccc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align:center\">Video uploaded by <a class=\"yt-simple-endpoint style-scope yt-formatted-string\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@mondobytesX\" target=\"_blank\">Armando Ferreira<\/a> on <strong class=\"watch-time-text\">March 11, 2015<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<h2><span id=\"Jokes_about_Apple\">Jokes about Apple<\/span><\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li><em>Question:\u00a0<\/em>How can you tell which one of your friends has the new gold iPhone?<br \/>\n<em>Answer:<\/em>\u00a0Don\u2019t worry, he will let you know<\/li>\n<li><em>Question:<\/em>\u00a0Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?<br \/>\n<em>Answer:<\/em>\u00a0They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, the iPhone 4S didn\u2019t have a Flash player installed!<\/li>\n<li>Steve Jobs\u2019 funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every year in a slightly better coffin.<\/li>\n<li><em>Question:<\/em>\u00a0What is written on Steve Jobs\u2019 tombstone?<br \/>\n<em>Answer:<\/em>\u00a0iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP.<\/li>\n<li><em>Question:<\/em>\u00a0Why won\u2019t blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?<br \/>\n<em>Answer:<\/em>\u00a0Because they don\u2019t want to give away their IP address!<\/li>\n<li><em>Thinking of an iPhone 7 joke?<\/em> Don\u2019t worry. It\u2019s just a slightly improved iPhone 6 joke,<\/li>\n<li><em>A piece of wisdom to meditate on:<\/em> We live in a world where losing an iPhone is way more dramatic than losing your virginity.<\/li>\n<li><em>Question:<\/em>\u00a0What\u2019s the difference between a Mac and an Etch-A-Sketch toy? <em>Answer:<\/em>\u00a0You don\u2019t have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.<\/li>\n<li><em>Why Chalk Slate is better than iPad.<\/em> &#8211; iPad: 9.7\u201d screen; single screen; retina display; 2048 x 1536 resolution; 264 pixels per inch; weight 650 gr; 9.4 mm thickness; 10 hour battery life; 16 GB storage; black or white; price -$499. Chalk Slate: 14.1\u201d screen; dual screen (front &amp; back); natural display; \u221e x \u221e resolution; \u221e pixels per inch; 150 gr; 4 mm thickness; unlimited battery life; unlimited storage; black, white, brown, or gray; price \u2013 $2; unbreakable; flexible, stylus (chalk); mosquito swatter; eco-friendly; never gets outdated.<\/li>\n<li>Apple fan:\u00a0My new address \u2013 iStreet<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-10463 size-fix-w-600\" src=\"https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/apple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/jobs-secrets-600x540.jpg\" alt=\"Now I know all secrets of Mister Jobs\" width=\"600\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/apple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/jobs-secrets.jpg 600w, https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/apple\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/jobs-secrets-300x270.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\"><em>Tim Cook reveals Apple\u2019s latest strategy:<\/em> Today we are launching the new MacBook Pro for $2999; iMac for $1699; MacBook Air for $1299; iMac for $1599; iPad for $599; iPad mini for $499; iPod for $399, and the new iPhone for $899. And, we are launching a new scheme: If you do not have sufficient money to buy all these gadgets, we offer them in exchange for your house!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\"><em>A detailed step-by-step guide on \u201cHow to fix a Mac?\u201d (<\/em>source: Oatmeal)<br \/>\nStep 1 \u2013 Take your Mac to an Apple store. Did that fix it? No? Then, proceed to step 2.<br \/>\nStep 2 \u2013 Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account. Quietly weep.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\"><em>Three Apples that made the world:\u00a0<\/em>Eve\u2019s Apple \u2013 when the world began; Newton\u2019s Apple in 1687; Steve Job\u2019s Apple in 1976, and the world changed.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\"><em>Question:<\/em>\u00a0How many Apple users does it take to change a light bulb? <em>Answer<\/em>:\u00a0None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\"><em>Question:<\/em> How many Apple iPhone users does it take to change a light bulb?<em>\u00a0Answer:<\/em>\u00a03001. One to do the work and 3000 to go online and complain about the lack of obscure features!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\"><em>Question:<\/em>\u00a0Why do we need a case for the iPhone? <em>Answer:<\/em> It doesn\u2019t help with reception, but protects the gadget when you throw it against the wall after dropping a call.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\"><em>Question:\u00a0<\/em>If <em>Samsung<\/em> and <em>Apple<\/em> merge together, what will be the new company called? <em>Answer:<\/em> Sample!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\"><em>Question:<\/em>\u00a0What do you call an iPhone that isn\u2019t kidding around?\u00a0<em>Answer:<\/em>\u00a0Dead Siri-ous.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\"><em>A piece of wisdom:\u00a0<\/em>My iPhone screen is brighter than my future.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">My iPhone seems to be broken. I pressed the \u2018home\u2019 button but I\u2019m still at school\u2026<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify\">\u00a0<em>Three iPhone engineers and three Android engineers<\/em> are about to board a train to a computer conference. The Android engineers notice that the iPhone engineers bought only one ticket between them. They ask the iPhone engineers how they plan on getting to the conference. \u201cWatch and learn,\u201d one of the opponents tells them. As soon as the train leaves the station, the three iPhone engineers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says, \u201cticket please!\u201d The door cracks open, and one ticket is handed to the conductor. The Android engineers are impressed, and decide that\u2019s what they will do on the trip back. Then, on the return trip, the Android engineers notice that the iPhone engineers haven\u2019t bought any tickets. \u201cHow do you plan on getting home without any tickets?,\u201d they ask. \u201cWatch and learn,\u201d they answer. As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Android engineers hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the iPhone engineers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, \u201cticket please!\u201d The door opens, the iPhone team grabs it, and the three run to another restroom where they wait for a the control to pass.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<h2><span id=\"Links\">Links<\/span><\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/apple.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">apple.com<\/a> &#8211; <span class=\"official-website\"><span class=\"url\">Official website<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/igotoffer.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sell your used Apple product<\/a> to iGotOffer now! We offer the highest price online for your used gadget!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hundreds of jokes about Apple products can be found when you browse the net. Some of the Apple jokes we find hilarious, even though we are Apple fans. We love a little humor, so we have compiled a list of some of these jokes for you, and we hope that they will make you laugh&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/igotoffer.com\/apple\/jokes-about-apple\">read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5146,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Hilarious Apple Jokes | iGotOffer<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Hundreds of jokes about Apple products can be found when you browse the net. 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