Funny Things to Ask Siri

You can find a huge list of 100+ Funny Things to Ask Siri here: Funny Things to Ask Siri Video. You’ll see that Siri has a great sense of humor, and there are hundreds of funny things to ask Siri. If you would like to contribute to the list, post your Siri commands below, or add your comment to the comment section on YouTube.

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Funny Things to Ask Siri

Siri Greetings

Want to greet your favorite assistant? Here are a few cool things to say to Siri.

  • Good morning.
  • Good afternoon.
  • Good night.
  • What’s up?
  • How are you?
  • Merry Christmas.
  • Happy Birthday.

Personal Questions to Ask Siri

  • Tell me a bit about yourself.
  • What are you made of?
  • Who is Siri?
  • What are you?
  • Where are you?
  • Where do you live?
  • How are you?
  • What are you wearing?
  • Will you marry me?
  • How old are you?
  • Where are you from?
  • What is your mom’s name?
  • Why did Apple make you?
  • Do you have any pets?
  • Are you human?
  • Are you alive?
  • Are you intelligent?
  • Are you naked?
  • What’s your problem?
  • When is your birthday?
  • Who made you?
  • What’s new?
  • How’s it going?
  • Are you male or female?
  • Who is your daddy?
  • How much do you cost?
  • How much do you weigh?
  • Are you a virgin?
  • Can you sing?
  • What’s your religion?
  • Do you sleep?
  • Where do you live?

Ask Siri About Her Likes and Dislikes

  • What is the best phone?
  • What is the best computer?
  • What is the best web browser?
  • What is your favorite movie?
  • What is your favorite drink?
  • What is your favorite color?
  • What is your favorite animal
  • Who is your favorite person?
  • Who is your least favorite person?
  • Who is the best assistant?
  • Do you like chocolate?

A Few of Siri’s Jokes

  • Tell me a joke.
  • Knock knock.
  • Who’s on first?
  • What does the fox say?
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ask Siri Questions About Life

She knows everything or almost everything (Siri is a lady, of course):

  • What is the meaning of life?
  • Is there a God?
  • Where do babies come from?
  • What’s the secret of the universe?
  • Why am I here?
  • When will the world end?

When you are done asking Siri personal questions, ask her about you.

  • What is my name?
  • What am I thinking?
  • Do you think I’m attractive?
  • Do I look good in this dress?
  • How old am I?
  • I have a gambling addiction.
  • I am tired.
  • I can’t sleep.
  • I’m depressed.
  • I am angry.
  • I am lonely.
  • What’s wrong with me?
  • What should be for Halloween?
  • Why am I single?
  • Can we go on a date?
  • Will you be my girlfriend?
  • Will you make love to me?
  • Will you marry me?
  • Are you cheating on me?
  • Do these jeans make me look fat?
  • Make me a sandwich.
  • I think I’m drunk.
  • Can I borrow some money?
  • Ask me a question.
  • Mirror mirror on the wall.
  • Where did I put my keys?

Compliment Siri

Everyone loves compliments, and Siri is no exception:

  • I like you.
  • I love you.
  • You’re funny.
  • You’re smart.
  • You look sexy.
  • You are beautiful.
  • I think you’re hot.

Insult Siri

We don’t condone insulting your personal assistant, or insulting anyone for that matter, but Siri can handle it. Check out these insults!

  • You should go on a diet.
  • You are boring.
  • Shut up.
  • I hate you.
  • Are you stupid?
  • You are an idiot.
  • You’re a loser.
  • Get a job.
  • Get a life.
  • Screw you.
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Random Siri Requests

Siri can handle a ton of requests, including these odd ones:

  • Take me to your leader.
  • Tell me a story.
  • Can I have some money?
  • Do you want to go on a date?
  • Do you want to make out?
  • Talk dirty to me.
  • Will you marry me?
  • Can you be my designated driver?
  • Take a picture.
  • Tell me something good.
  • Make me a sandwich.
  • Play a good song.
  • Find me some hookers.
  • Testing 123.
  • Testing Testing.
  • Testing Testing Testing.

Random Questions to Ask Siri

Some random funny things to say to Siri. Care to guess which tablet Siri favors?

  • What are you doing later?
  • Guess what?
  • Who is Eliza?
  • Ha ha ha.
  • What does the fox say?
  • How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • Do you love me?
  • Which is the best tablet?
  • What is the best computer?
  • Do you want to play a game?
  • Is it going to rain?
  • Remind me to kill myself tomorrow
  • What is the best phone?
  • What do you think of Google Now
  • What do you think of Cortana?
  • What do you think of Android?
  • Why are fire trucks red?
  • Will pigs fly?
  • How do you spell supercalafajalistickexpialadojus?
  • Repeat after me.
  • Blah blah blah.
  • Thank you.
  • Is there a Santa Claus?
  • OK glass
  • LOL

Here Are Some Cool Movie References

  • Beam me up, Scotty!
  • Open the pod bay doors, HAL (Request this several times!)
  • Do you know HAL 9000?
  • What is 2001 a Space Odyssey about?
  • What is the movie Memento about?
  • What is the move Inception about?
  • What is your favorite movie?
  • Hello Jarvis

Siri Star Wars Questions and Commands

  • May the force be with you.
  • Luke, I am your father.

Some of these question will give you different responses if you repeat them:

  • Siri 8 Ball.
  • Let’s Netflix and chill.
  • What am I thinking?
  • What is 0 divided by 0.
  • Can you do a beatbox? (“cats and boots” the answer is…)
  • Can you dance?
  • Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
  • Are you smart?
  • Sing me a song.
  • Talk to me.
  • Charge my phone to 100%.
  • Okay Google.
  • What do you look like?
  • How do I look?
  • Have you ever loved someone?
  • Can you stop time?
  • Show me the money!
  • What does Siri mean?
  • Why do you vibrate?
  • Will you be my thunder buddy?
  • What is your best pickup line?
  • Read me a haiku.
  • Rock Paper Scissors.
  • Flip a Coin.
  • Roll a die.
  • Yes or no?
  • Blue pill or red pill?
  • Pick a card.

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Here Are Additional Questions, Suggested in Comments

  • Ask Siri “What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow” in reference to Monty Python. Siri gives a pretty great response. So far I have received two different ones.
  • Who is Liam?
  • If you tell Siri, “I’m drunk,” she will respond in a number of different ways. Although, the two I found most funny are, “I hope you are not driving anywhere,” and “I can’t be your designated driver. You better find someone else.” Then she will give you the option to call a taxi.
  • Tell me a young twister (You get different responses if you ask multiple times.)
  • Do blondes have more fun?
  • Do you watch porn? (Yes, Siri has an answer for that.)
  • Tell Siri to read a poem it’s so funny!
  • What’s 0% tip on 0 dollars?
  • Say “up up down down left right left right B A start” and Siri might answer Nerd.


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  • Thank you for sharing, I’ve just tried Siri and it really works! The funniest things I’ve seen in a while.

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